Ready, Set, Ho Ho Ho!


Feed a cold, starve a fever, drink a corona. What does santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? What goes ho ho whoosh, ho ho whoosh?

What Did The Sick Parent Make Their Kids For Lunch?


Snow one’s better than you are! What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?. How did santa's little helper stop eating cookies?

Who Delivers Presents To Cats?


What do angry mice send to each other at christmas? Santa going through a revolving door! Why can netflix afford calamari at christmas?

What Happened To The Man.


The cost of gas is too high. Why is christmas dinner vegan this year? What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

Because Turkey Is On The Red List, But.


Why are people cutting back on brussels sprouts this christmas? Why are christmas trees so. What did the naughty soccer announcer get from santa claus?